Monday, September 6, 2010

Shouldn't have left the Ranch today...

Made the major mistake of leaving the house today, the last and final day of our beautiful Labor Day weekend.

First we encountered an old bag, Feminazi cashier at Trader Joes who mistook me for some meek homemaker trying to take me to school about buying one classically stereotypical pink and one powder blue Recycline.  It literally bothered her that we were purchasing them.  She even stopped what she was doing to put the tothbrushes side by side on the counter to ask Herc if HE would be comfortable using the Pink toothbrush.  The game kind of ended when he answered "sure".  Why the F should  Then encountered the twentysomething moochers on the bench outside Trader Joes who mistook me for some alternative person who would be OK giving away precious cigarettes(I no longer smoke). Finally, I have arrived back home at the Ranch and will not leave again. GRRRRRRRRRR